The Woke Snowflakes
25th February 2023
Under a YouTube video, in the comments section, I found this gem, telling a story about woke snowflakes. I can’t give the author credit as it was an anonymous account with the name “Unknown” and no content. But it is very funny, while also being a indictment of how extreme “Wokeness” has become, and so I thought I would share it with you.
The Snowman
It snowed last night.…..
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit, and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man….woman,...person, asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived, and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - A TV news crew from CNN showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and I was then called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, and a homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it had all melted
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what most of our country has become, all because of woke snowflakes.
Ah, but the amount of aluminum, barium and other metals in the snow are now in your lungs, on your mittens, in the ground, for this snow was created by nefariuos means, test it, you'll see, and so my only criticism of your snowman is that you do not see how it kills.
🤣That’s great, Ivan! 😂