Urgent Public Service Announcement: Beware the Moron Variants

A little laughter to brighten your day about the Covid-19 variants afflicting us all.

• Photo screenshot from editorial cartoon USA Today 21.6.21

A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought that it was too good to pass up, so I wanted to share it with you all - I have tweaked it a tiny little bit. It was credited to a Telegram group which I left at the bottom.

Fair warning to all my readers: If you are someone who has been fearful of the Covid-19 pandemic, you are still believe the World Health Organization, public ‘experts’ like Dr. Anthony Fauci, media like the BBC, and you still have faith in what they are saying about the SARS-CoV-2 virus, the pandemic, and their justifications for the extreme measures that they claim are keeping us all safe, like lockdowns, social distancing, facemasks, and vaccine mandates, you might very well see your reflection in some of the ideas expressed below.

May I respectfully suggest that you take a deep breath, and attempt to see the humour in it, rather than lash out at what the authors of this piece are expressing.

Doesn’t it help to lighten up, and find the humour in a situation, even if that is directed at oneself?

And remember that those that have resisted the offical narratives of the World Health Organiztion, governments, public health, and the mainstream media have suffered far more abuse, criticism, and ostracization over the last 18 months, as evidenced in the cartoon above.

As we have seen this week, the World Health Organization has announced a new coronavirus variant of concern, and has dubbed it the ‘Omincron’ variant. This has led to a wave of memes, posts, and comments about what is really going on. But one that I found of particular interest is a meme that pointed out that an anagram of ‘Omicron’ is ‘moronic.’

Funny that, they chose this name.

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Ivan M. Paton

Urgent public service announcement Beware the moron variants

We have news about further variants now circling the globe, following the discovery of the moronic variants.

Please stay alert as to changes in the demeaner of associates which may mean that they have contracted one of these new variants.

Rest assured you are, however, safe as no doubt those non-infected by a non-existent variant, will continue daily to test, test, test, with a test that cannot find anything, let alone say if a person is ill.

However those testing are of course doing their public duty in keeping this absolute farcical circus going, for which the elites and those in power thank them.

Variants now of concern

1. The idiot variant.

This variant seems to attach itself to the unthinking and affects the brain to the extent that the infected cannot critically think and the person then relies on Jeremy Vine for updates as to what is really going on in the world.

Other symptoms are glazed eyes and a deep desire to get a 4th and 5th booster whilst knowing the vaccines don't work

2. The imbecilic variant

Like the idiotic variant but worse as the person also has a wish to listen to Dr Hillary Jones and even, tragically, may want to buy his book.

Other symptoms present as triple masking and involuntary shouting at anyone not following the narrative

3. The asinine variant

Again similar to the above 2 variants but has more effect on the eyes as those presenting with symptoms have an inability to accept the truth of the empirical data presented in writing to them, both about vaccines not working, and survival rates of the non flu virus.

Broadly, people affected by this variant still watch the BBC, so do check your older relatives for this one, and watch them closely

4. The ludicrous variant

The most dangerous variant of all, this may have infected a lot of the population already.

People can present as symptomless, but you can soon recognise they are infected as they continue to repeat certain phrases such as "I'm following the science", "my mask protects you", and "you need to get a vaccine so my vaccine that didn't work, works better".

Beware of coming into very close contact with anyone infected with this variant. They can become hostile and aggressive especially if you mention the words Yeadon, Malone and Vanden Bossche.

We will bring you further public service updates as they become necessary.

In the meantime, stay sane and carry on living your life free from fear.

From the Lawyers of Light (Telegram)